Archive for July, 2010

Shootin’ The Shit

Wednesday, July 21st, 2010

I’ve never liked to spend much time thinking about my bodily functions. I prefer to think of my digestive system’s inner workings the way I think about the kitchens of restaurants—I know that’s where the action happens, but I don’t want to see, hear or know what goes on in there; I only want to enjoy the final product.

Despite my disdain for dwelling on digestion (how many D words can I use in one sentence??), I find myself spending a large chunk of my day—far larger than I’d care to–contemplating my son’s digestive activity. If I’m not encouraging Drew to let out a burp, I’m wondering when his next poop will come and when it does, fretting over its consistency. The poop!  It’s not soft enough!

Just between, well, ALL OF YOU, and me, I’ve done some surprising (and surprisingly embarrassing) things. Just this morning I squeezed (through the diaper!) Drew’s poop to make sure it wasn’t too hard. With this hot weather and the traumatic, sweaty meltdowns he’s had when having a bowel movement, I’ve been worrying that the boy is dehydrated or not getting enough fiber, or both. Can we take a minute to talk about the meltdowns?  If they weren’t so heartbreaking to watch, they’d be downright hilarious. The kid’s face turns bright red, his mouth opens wide in horror and he looks at me as if to say, ‘what is happening to me, mom?!’  This can go on for a few minutes, and I find myself murmuring in calm, soothing tones, ‘It’s ok, Drew, push it out.’ Safe to say that that line was on the list of Things I Never Imagined I Would One Day Say.  At the end of this tragic show, he’s sweaty and whimpering while I’m chuckling on the inside and shaking my head in disbelief that I just coached somebody through the act of taking a shit.

I’ve taken every precaution to ensure Drew’s getting the right foods to keep things moving—a few ounces of water here and there, plums for breakfast, oatmeal for a side dish. I feel like one of those commercials that air during the nightly news or 60 minutes.  ‘Restore your body’s natural rhythm! Talk to your doctor about Miralax!’

Parenthood. It doesn’t get much more humbling than this.

Dog Days

Thursday, July 15th, 2010

Summer is in full swing, my baby boy is now six months old, and life is good.  Gone are the days when I had to stay cooped up in the house with Drew because he was so new, so wee and so unvaccinated. Gone are the slushy, slippery, epically cold days of winter. Gone are the every-two-hour feedings that threw a wrench into any plans to be out of the house for more than an hour and a half at a time.  Let’s face it: the first few months of a baby’s life are tough (on the parents, that is; the baby seems quite content to sleep and eat on endless repeat) and there’s really not much to do other than get through it, usually by ending the day with a nice hearty glass of wine.

Now that we’re in a different stage, one characterized by an alert, curious baby, the challenge is coming up with activities to get us out of the house, (and away from that godforsaken singing plastic snail I keep tripping on) keep him stimulated and, hell, I’d like to be mildly entertained myself.   So what have we been up to?

You’ve heard me talk about this several times before, but our number one most frequent activity is Baby Boot Camp. It gets us outside for a good hour and change, lets Drew see nature (the class takes place on a trail that runs alongside a river) and interact with other babies, and allows me to get a good workout and chit chat with other moms. Win, win win.

The library. It’s a free place to go when it’s super hot outside. Free air conditioning and free books!  In my opinion, the biggest benefit here is that I get to pick up some different books to read to Drew so that I don’t want to poke my eyes out at the thought of one more reading of Blue Hat, Green Hat. And, there is the occasional baby music class

The community pool!  We signed up for a family membership to our town’s pool for the season. It’s been so much fun to see Drew discover the water; over the past couple months he’s gone from ambivalence to excitement, and is now an expert splasher. While I don’t enjoy hauling two beach towels, a picnic blanket, a cooler and a diaper bag across a hot parking lot while also pushing a stroller, I do enjoy seeing Drew become more and more comfortable in the water each time we visit. And, of course, I also enjoy the mom chit chat. I swear, the power of a good ‘mom network’…where else can you turn when you want someone to listen—and listen eagerly eagerly—to you describe the consistency of your child’s bowel movements?  Besides the internet, of course.

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Horses! We happen to live near a horse farm and just yesterday we stopped by to see a show jumping competition. I don’t know if I’m using the right language here to describe these activities, but you know what I’m talking about, right?  Girls in their riding gear, horses jumping over those bars, like they do in the Olympics? I figured it might be fun for Drew to see real live horses rather than the cartoon one that lives in one of his books. For a while he seemed pretty curious, following the horses’ movements as they cantered through the barn, jumping over this and that. Eventually he grew fussy and disinterested, but I chalk that up to the combination of late afternoon timing, the heat, humidity and smell of horse poop inside the barn.

On tap for future…a visit to the nearby botanical gardens, maybe a walk along a hiking trail with Drew in the Ergo, and a return to Manhattan, where we don’t have to do much other than park ourselves on a street corner and observe. People watching is free AND priceless.

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New Endeavors

Thursday, July 8th, 2010

Today I’m registering for an adult/child CPR course offered through our local Red Cross. Next week I’ll pick up a few textbooks and begin studying towards a certification as a group fitness instructor. A few months from now, I’ll be teaching my own Baby Boot Camp classes to a group of new moms who are looking to get back in shape.

I didn’t consciously set out on this path. I have been a Baby Boot Camp student since Drew was two months old. Since then, I’ve rediscovered that sweaty, sore muscled-feeling that I always loved about exercise, a feeling that fell by the wayside when I was pregnant. I’ve enjoyed meeting other moms, forming a network of acquaintances—and now friends–who I can share stories with, ask advice, and feel camaraderie with in this most challenging of jobs. Somewhere over the course of these past few months, though, I began to feel that not only could I handle the physical demands of the classes, but also wondered if I had the capacity to lead them as well. One night, over drinks, I asked the instructor how I could become a trainer myself, and the next thing I knew I was gathering information, looking up certification requirements, and mulling over testing dates.

It all feels so right to me. Since resigning from my corporate job, I haven’t felt any pangs of remorse. I don’t miss the grind, the excruciatingly long hours of what was often thankless work. I don’t miss passive aggressive email exchanges, office politics or the countless daylight hours I never saw because I was stuck in a fluorescent-lit, windowless office.  The only thing I’ve really missed is the interaction with other people.

This new opportunity is all about interacting with people, and not only that but also helping them. I can help these moms achieve goals and feel better about themselves. I can help them to feel empowered, inspired and connected at a time in their lives when it’s easy to feel weak, discouraged and alone.

And if I’m being honest, this opportunity, of course, is about me. I can prove to myself that I can still be ambitious and achieve goals while also being a mom. I am a mom, yes, but I am also still a person separate and outside of that. Maybe this is a little bit of insurance. There will be a day in the not too distant future when Drew won’t need me so much. When he won’t whine for my return every time I disappear into the kitchen. There will be a day when he gets on a big yellow school bus and rides off towards his own day, separate from me. Maybe that day it’ll be a little easier for me to watch him go because I’ll have my own day to get to.